I loved you so much once. I did. More than anything in the whole wide world. Imagine that. What a laugh that is now. Can you believe it? We were so intimate once upon a time I can’t believe it now. The memory of being that intimate with somebody. We were so intimate I could puke. I can’t imagine ever being that intimate with somebody else. I haven’t been.
Raymond Carver, Where I’m Calling From: New and Selected Stories (via wordsnquotes)

Fuccckkkkkkkk

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21 minutes ago on July 31st | J | 707 notes

meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

23 minutes ago on July 31st | J | 173,934 notes
yogaboi:

The next supreme

yogaboi:

The next supreme

23 minutes ago on July 31st | J | 68,271 notes
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seulementpourlesamoureux:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

53 minutes ago on July 31st | J | 149,174 notes

lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

53 minutes ago on July 31st | J | 17,678 notes
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littleblackmaps:

i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class

1 hour ago on July 31st | J | 38,975 notes
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urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

5 hours ago on July 30th | J | 69,265 notes
5 hours ago on July 30th | J | 113 notes
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain, proving there is nothing new under the sun. (via politicalprof)
5 hours ago on July 30th | J | 192 notes

"Yeah, and why is one better? Why does one make you better, Skull? I mean, why, when you’re inside her do you feel better? I mean, aren’t you on her turf? Inside her? You know, isn’t she in control of you? Like a little fucking baby with his mama making him feel good."

5 hours ago on July 30th | J | 89 notes

attack-on-teetan:

I feel like the ones with siblings are a game of “which one grew up to be hot”

5 hours ago on July 30th | J | 104,802 notes

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

5 hours ago on July 30th | J | 21,037 notes