One of the BEST lines of the season.
The next supreme
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit
i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class
That… Is not what I expected
"Yeah, and why is one better? Why does one make you better, Skull? I mean, why, when you’re inside her do you feel better? I mean, aren’t you on her turf? Inside her? You know, isn’t she in control of you? Like a little fucking baby with his mama making him feel good."
I feel like the ones with siblings are a game of “which one grew up to be hot”
A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone